I am so sunburnt
I love my pillow so much. I think I have an unhealthy relationship with it.
This mosquito bite is like right on my butt so it makes it really awkward when I want to itch it.
I have to pee so bad but I’m too lazy
I love my ass for helping me have the ability to sit.
I like being home because then I don’t have to wear pants…or a bra.
My butt hurts.
I have not started any of my summer work.
I have a really itchy mosquito bite